About

Oh, hi. I didn’t see you there. This is the page where I tell you things about me.

My name is Marcia Simmons. I’m a freelance writer and editor. I live in the San Francisco Bay Area with my cats Peja and Olive. I do not dress them in outfits or push them in a stroller.

If you want to contact me, you can leave a comment or e-mail me at marciaesimmons AT gmail. If you can’t translate that into a workable e-mail address, then perhaps you might not be the kind of person I want to talk to anyway. Please don’t say creepy things if you do contact me.  I’m sure you’re very nice, but some internet people can be gross. One guy wanted me to pretend to be his sister and then talk dirty to him. Gross, right? He was in prison.

Marciaisms: Marcia-isms. I am Marcia. These are my isms. Marciaisms is a Joyism.

One day I told Liam to draw me a robot and monkey. He did without asking me why, then I stuck it on the top of this blog.

You should order my book: DIY Cocktails

Or if you want recipes and advice, then go to DIY Cocktails, in blog form

If you’re all up in Twitter, follow me as a person and follow the book.