05.Dec.2011 Contest: Funniest thing I can say on Match.com right before my membership ends
After figuring out that Chemistry.com was not for me, I signed up for three months of Match.com. And I hate it! If it were a person, I would punch it in the balls. My membership is up next month, and right before it ends I am going to change my profile to be a bunch [...]
28.Jul.2011 Swamp!
I was in New Orleans last week for Tales of the Cocktail and promoted the book and blah blah blah whatever … I SAW ALLIGATORS IN THE SWAMP!! That is the exciting part! I ended my week of super fun times in New Orleans with a swamp tour. (If you are annoyed by exclaiming or [...]
13.Apr.2011 Orange Juice is SO SEXY
My friend Wendy posted this ad on Facebook, rightfully confused. I cannot stop myself from interpreting this ad. I am sitting here with my cats looking at an orange juice ad and cracking myself up. Glamorous life! (I blocked out the brand of juice because I don’t like to draw attention to stupid ad campaigns [...]
