05.Dec.2011 Contest: Funniest thing I can say on Match.com right before my membership ends
After figuring out that Chemistry.com was not for me, I signed up for three months of Match.com. And I hate it! If it were a person, I would punch it in the balls. My membership is up next month, and right before it ends I am going to change my profile to be a bunch [...]
13.Apr.2011 Orange Juice is SO SEXY
My friend Wendy posted this ad on Facebook, rightfully confused. I cannot stop myself from interpreting this ad. I am sitting here with my cats looking at an orange juice ad and cracking myself up. Glamorous life! (I blocked out the brand of juice because I don’t like to draw attention to stupid ad campaigns [...]
15.Mar.2011 Bridesmaids (the movie)
At South by Southwest, I got a sneak peak at Bridesmaids, the new movie starring (and written by) Kristen Wiig. Maybe you want to know what I think of it: Bridesmaids isn’t a chick flick. It’s a comedy, and flawed as it may be, Bridesmaids holds its own in the Judd Apatow genre coming-of-age movies [...]