05.Dec.2011 Contest: Funniest thing I can say on Match.com right before my membership ends
After figuring out that Chemistry.com was not for me, I signed up for three months of Match.com. And I hate it! If it were a person, I would punch it in the balls. My membership is up next month, and right before it ends I am going to change my profile to be a bunch [...]
18.Oct.2011 Single Ladies: Fremont Wants YOU
After three weeks of trying Chemistry.com (the online dating site that specializes in Fremont, California from what I can tell), I have quit without going on any dates and before my three-month membership ended. The only nice thing I can say about Chemistry is that they gave me my money back without a hassle even [...]
03.Oct.2011 Abs! Abs!
For the first time ever in the history of the universe, I have signed up for an online dating site. I am approaching it sincerely and kindly, but I have to voice some “what is the deal with ___” thoughts about it: 1) A nice-sounding man with a nice profile ruined it by including several [...]
