06.Jan.2012 Things TV people do that I don’t think real people do
TV people do certain things simply because it is easier to film or acts as a story shortcut. For example, the characters have one restaurant, bar, or coffee shop they go to exclusively even though they live in New York City, home of the widest variety of awesome food, drinks, and coffee in America. Obviously, [...]
15.Dec.2011 Stop it with the bad product placement
TV does not read my blog, but I am going to yell at it anyway. Stop putting blatant, distracting advertisements in the scripts of your programs! You can’t even do it ironically anymore, because it’s been done too much and too well (see: 30 Rock, Arrested Development). While I am talking to things that don’t [...]
05.Dec.2011 Contest: Funniest thing I can say on Match.com right before my membership ends
After figuring out that Chemistry.com was not for me, I signed up for three months of Match.com. And I hate it! If it were a person, I would punch it in the balls. My membership is up next month, and right before it ends I am going to change my profile to be a bunch [...]
